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I d Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses Die Cut Vinyl Sticker Window Cling or Magnet with Laminate Coating in Various Sizes
SKU: 1997
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This quirky and humorous die-cut vinyl sticker is the perfect addition to any car, laptop, or wall. The image features a whimsical design with a vintage flair, showcasing a charming illustration of a person being slowly consumed by molasses. The use of deep blues and rich browns creates a sense of nostalgia and old-world charm. Made from high-quality vinyl with a UV laminate coating, this sticker is durable and resistant to fading. Available in various sizes, from 6" to 9", this die-cut sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, including windows and metal. Whether you're looking to add a touch of personality to your ride or show off your quirky sense of humor, this sticker is sure to turn heads. Our die-cut stickers are made to last, with a UV laminate coating that protects them from the elements and ensures they remain vibrant and colorful for years to come. Plus, with a range of sizes to choose from, you can pick the perfect fit for your needs. Whether you're looking to customize your car, laptop, or anything in between, this die-cut vinyl sticker is the perfect way to add a little personality to your life. With its unique design and durable construction, this die-cut vinyl sticker is a must-have for anyone looking to express their individuality. So why settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill sticker when you can add a little whimsy to your life with this quirky and charming die-cut vinyl sticker?
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What are Custom Bumper Stickers?
Custom bumper stickers are personalized adhesive labels designed for vehicles. They feature your custom text, images, or designs and are perfect for personal expression, business promotion, or special events.
UV Laminate Protection
Our bumper stickers come with UV laminate coating that protects against fading, scratching, and weathering. This ensures your design stays vibrant for 2-5 years even in harsh outdoor conditions.
Available Options:
- Stickers: Permanent adhesive for long-term use
- Window Clings: Removable, no adhesive residue
- Magnets: 20 mil thickness, easily removable
Perfect For:
- Personal expression and beliefs
- Business promotion and branding
- Special events and campaigns
- Gifts and commemorative items
Shipping Information
Free shipping on orders over CAD $40.00. Orders under this amount will have shipping calculated at checkout.
Processing Time
Most orders are processed within 1-3 business days. Custom designs may require additional time for approval.
Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be in original condition.
Quality Guarantee
If you're not satisfied with your order, contact us and we'll make it right.
